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Louder Than Ever

Minnesota ladies, Hailey and Mary, are both gemini Ravenclaws and have literally nothing else in common. Strangers have approached them and told them that they are funny so they decided to share their passion for laughing and themselves with the world and start a Podcast. Join them every Sunday for general hilarity, inside jokes that they may never explain, and things you didn't want to know about people you never knew existed.
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Dec 25, 2016

Merry ACTUAL Christmas and Happy Holidays, LTE fans! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary present their Christmas gift to you! The often referenced "cut episode" is finally here! Yes, it's different than any other LTE episode before it and yes, it may end up being the only one of its kind... So we hope that you enjoy it, have an excellent holiday, toast to our names and join us in the New Year!

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast.

Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Dec 18, 2016

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, LTE fans! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary bring you into their Christmas traditions, memories both good and bad and once in a while Mary even allows Hailey to talk! 

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast.

Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Dec 11, 2016

Hey dere! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary bring you back to the great state of Minnesota with Minnesota-isms! Learn how to properly use "Uff da," what "that's interesting" really means, how to properly execute the Minnesota offer and much more! You will sound like a reall Minnesotan in no time, you betcha! 

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast.

Finally, e-mail us funny memes, questions, general feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Dec 4, 2016

This week on Louder Than Ever, get a special behind the scenes look into how Hailey and Mary prep for a new episode!!! Ooooh! SPECIAL!! 

Ok, actually the episode we really recorded pretty much sucked... but luckily our pre-episode "jibber jabber" turned out to be a roller coaster of laughs and yelling at each other which Hailey thought was super funny... So we hope you do too! Enjoy!

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Nov 27, 2016

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary talk about crazy people! Mary shares more local crazy police reports, Hailey insists that you mind your own damn business and not ask people how much their hair costs and, oh yeah, don't grab anyone by the pussy. 

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Nov 20, 2016

 

Believe it or not, this is our version of a Thanksgiving Episode! 

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary talk about their favorite Thanksgiving foods (cranberries shaped like the can), what even the fuck Black Friday is about, and also prostitution. Just roll with it. 

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Nov 13, 2016

 

Join Hailey and Mary and special guest, Tuna, for the finale of this special two part (Not-So) Newlywed Game episode! 

This week the pressure is on Tuna to match Mary as we wrap up the (Not-So) Newlywed Game! Learn about everyone's love for Gordan Ramsey, Tuna's hopes for a second wife and whether Mary is an optimist, pessimist or realist-- Share your opinion with us on Twitter @LTEPodcast!  

**Disclaimer: After Episode 20 went live, we were asked several times if Tuna was intoxicated during the recording. He was not. That's just how he talks. LOL 

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Nov 6, 2016

Turns out, you dont actually have to be newlyweds to play The Newlywed Game!

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary are joined by Mary's husband, Tuna!! In this exciting two part edition, we test how well Mary will be able to TUNE in to Tuna's answers and learn some more fun facts about the two! 

You wont want to miss this! Make sure you come back next Sunday for Part 2!

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Oct 30, 2016

Happy Halloween!! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary celebrate their favorite holiday!! Join us as we discuss our favorite costumes, Hailey's serial killer neighbor, Mary's discomfort with AHS Hotel and Hocus Pocus Trivia!!

Stay safe, get lots of candy, and DON'T be a clown! Clowns suck. 

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Oct 23, 2016

Look... Not every episode is going to be a winner! You might want to just skip this one... Or listen for the few snippets of gold scattered throughout the garbage! 

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey & Mary are all over the place-- Mary answers a listener's question about being interrupted at work when they listen to LTE, talk about their love for American Horror Story, and Hailey's ancestry-- plot twist! She's 1% South Asian! Thrilling stuff, really. Not really. Maybe. Probably not. We're sorry. 

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Oct 16, 2016

Teenagers are running wild! They are stealing their grandma's jewelry, dressing up as killer clowns and leaving condom wrappers in family bathrooms. The biggest problem is obviously the clowns, though. 

Join Hailey and Mary this week as they talk about these hooligans and ruffians and MORE on Louder Than Ever!

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Oct 9, 2016

#TeamTrexler, rejoice! This week on Louder Than Ever, Trexler HIMSELF sits down with Hailey and Mary and agrees to their harassment! Hear his most embarrassing story in 3 words, his performance of "I'm a Little Teapot", how he feels about Swedish fish and more! Will he regret his decision? Who knows! Stick around to find out and make sure to share your response with us on Twitter @LTEPodcast!

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Oct 2, 2016

Why do people like so many stupid things?! I like none of them.
This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey once again gives Mary full control of her Tinder profile! Will Mary swipe right on Prince Charming? Will she find the love of Hailey's life? Will she find ANYONE who has ANYTHING unique to say?! Or will she just put Hailey on the radar of a (suspected) terrorist/doomsday prepper? You'll have to listen to find out!

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Sep 25, 2016

This week on Louder Than Ever, Mary came prepared and Hailey came with nothing! Let's just go with it and see what happens, shall we?

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Sep 18, 2016

 

Hips, Ass, Boobs & Bacon. Are There Onions in This? Most Smartest Podcast. These are just a few of the ideas we had when thinking of the name of this show! This week, Hailey and Mary review 13 Things We Almost Named Our Podcast. Join us as we review our brilliant and not highly questionable ideas and then tell us your favorite! Did we make the wrong decision? Should we have done more to Prop the Cleve??

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Sep 11, 2016

 

Hailey and Mary recount their time at the Minnesota State Fair, 2016. Between the injuries, the food, the strange fellow-Minnesotans, the food, the time spent with Mary's eldest children, Mario and Puff, and THE FOOD this was certainly an experience... Please wear shoes at the fair, people. Please. 

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Sep 4, 2016

Disclaimer: Dad, Proceed with Caution...

RAINBOWS AND GLITTER GALORE! Cher is Lord this week when Hailey and Mary are joined by their first ever (human) guest, Matthew! Join them as they talk about where they all fall on the Kinsey Scale, straight porn vs gay porn, what "straight thin but gay fat" means and quiz Matt on gay icons! 

Find Matt on Instagram @MatthewSpalon and @mattylee8998!

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Aug 28, 2016

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary plead guilty to some unfortunate, weird and some would say even GROSS pleasures! 
ASMR, Pimple Popping and reality TV are just a few of the things they confess to this week! ENJOY! 

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Aug 21, 2016

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey & Mary discuss all kids of firsts! First crushes, first kisses, first jobs AND first impressions of Hailey's Tinder matches from last week's Tinder Takeover! (Spoiler: They're mostly not great.)

Are you #TeamTrexler? Let us know by Tweeting us @LTEPodcast!

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Aug 14, 2016

 

Dating is tricky... How does one get a date these days? Or a goat?!

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary try (unsuccessfully) to find the love of Hailey's life on Tinder, review Mary's past dating woes via journal entries, and try (semi-successfully?) to help a listener with his dating vs friendship fiasco. 

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Aug 7, 2016

***SPOILER ALERT!***
IT'S HERE! We finally have the Harry Potter story we have been waiting for since we turned the last page of The Deathly Hallows!! ...Or do we? 
Join Hailey and Mary as they discuss how they feel about Harry Potter and the Cursed Child-- the good, the bad and the WTF? Also, HP Trivia! Are you a true Potterhead? Find out this week on Louder Than Ever!

 

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You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. 

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast


Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Jul 31, 2016

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary get nerdy! From Mary's angsty teenage diaries to Hailey's resolve to keep Pokemon names pure... Well, we're not exactly sure what all happened here but we hope you enjoy the ride nonetheless. 

Also, shout out to our new buddies, Those Movie Guys! If you like us, you'll probably like them as well, so check out their show! #EyeCandy! ...or would it be #EarCandy? Both? You be the judge! We're not here to tell you how to live your lives.

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Please support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We recommend doing this and going straight for the 5 Stars before you even listen... That way you can't take them back.

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast

Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Jul 24, 2016

Mistakes have been made. Many... Many mistakes. But luckily they've lead to stories for Hailey & Mary to share and for you to laugh at! Accidental drinking while driving, misguided Pokemon hunts, a hot tub pool and more from fan-favorite, Hailey's Dad! All this and more on this week's episode of Louder Than Ever!

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Please support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would really appreciate it! 

You can also Like our new page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast

Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Jul 17, 2016

Minnesota Pride runs DEEP in this episode of Louder Than Ever as Hailey & Mary discuss their favorite parts of being Minnesotan! We have a mall with its own zip code, we invented the juicy lucy, and we have a majestic AF State Capital... What's not to love?!

Learn exciting things like where Fargo is actually located, what goes into making a proper tater tot hotdish, and how Hailey's grandma might have invented the child leash at The Great Minnesotan Get Together! Uff da!

Join us on this first installment of our home-state pride! It's more than just shorts in the winter and goofy accents here, folks! You betcha!

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Please support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We recommend doing this and going straight for the 5 Stars before you even listen... That way you can't take them back.

You can also Like our new page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast

Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything toLouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

Jul 10, 2016

Bewilderment is the name of the game and topic of discussion this week on Louder Than Ever! Hailey & Mary discuss the strange world we live in and many of the things that bewilder us including giraffes, chalk paint, penguin knees, peanut shells and racism.

This episode is especially unique as we felt it was important to begin the episode by addressing this week's loss of Philando Castile in our home-state of Minnesota, and Alton Sterling in Louisiana. We also discuss our personal growth and realizations regarding the Black Lives Matter movement. 

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Please support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes! We recommend doing this and going straight for the 5 Stars before you even listen... That way you can't take them back.

You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast

Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com

You can find Hailey across all social media @HaileyAlizabeth and Mary @sparkilini

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